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WOMEN’S AND MEN’S ENGLISH:

  • Картинка профиля ALYSSA

    WOMEN’S AND MEN’S ENGLISH:



    WOMEN’S ENGLISH :


    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want…
    5. I am sorry = You’ll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = You are in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
    8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

    MEN’S ENGLISH:


    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex ?
    7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
    11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

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