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Elections coming up :-)

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    With the elections coming up, we should all decide. Here is a
    little test that will help you decide. Question: How do you tell the
    difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
    around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the
    knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an
    expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you & your family. What do you do? [/i:1ae7wkde]

    Democratic Answer: [/b:1ae7wkde] Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does that send to society & to my children? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

    Republican Answer:[/b:1ae7wkde] BANG!

    Southern Republican’s Answer: [/b:1ae7wkde] BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG ! BANG! BANG! …click (sound of reloading).
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

    Daughter: [/b:1ae7wkde] " Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the
    Winchester Silver Tips??"

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