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Bumper stickers about Kerry

  • Картинка профиля Octopussy

    Vote Kerry — The Sears Tower Is An Eyesore Anyway

    Vietnam War Hero — But For Which Side?

    Whatever you believe, I do, too — Kerry ’04

    John Kerry — Saying Whatever It Takes To Get Your Vote

    John Kerry Won’t Just Take A Stand On The Tough Issues — He’ll Take Two Or Three Of Them

    John Kerry: Betraying America Since 1971

    John Kerry: Al Gore Without The Charisma

    John Kerry: Pretending To Fight Against Special Interests Since Very Recently

    John Kerry: When you absolutely, positively HAVE to lose the war on terrorism overnight!

    Waffles And Ketchup Anyone?

    Don’t vote for anyone who looks like a Q-Tip

    Endorsed by Al-Qaeda, Al-Jazeera, and Al-Gore

    Everything To Everyone — Kerry 2004

    Help Me To Help You Screw Up America

    Keeping too much of your own money? Vote Kerry!

    Kerry — Anti-Pro-whatever

    Kerry — Citizen of the United Nations

    Kerry — The same economy as Clinton , without the burning sensation.

    Kerry: Catholic When It Counts!

    More Positions Than Gumby

    More Waffles than Belgium

    On the issues, he’s everywhere you want him to be

    Spending Money Left and Left

    There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Teresa.

    These are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.

    Картинка профиля Highway

    You do not have to like Bush to love America :brave: :dancing:

    Картинка профиля Cluequa
    :j96vagcl wrote:

    "If we do the work that we can do in this country, the work that we will do when John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve will get up out of that wheelchair and walk again," Edwards said.[/quote:j96vagcl]

    Kerry’s Plan For America: He is Jesus![/b:j96vagcl]

    THE FOUR YEAR PLAN (according to John Edwards)

    Year 1: The deaf shall hear and the blind shall see. Feed thousands with a few loaves of bread.

    Year 2: Walk on water and cast out demons. Turn water into wine and welfare into jobs.

    Year 3: Tame hurricanes, earthquakes, and global warming. Perform raising of the dead.

    Year 4: Lion shall lay down with lamb. Battle Republican beast. Bring forth Eternal Kingdom. Resurrect.

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    — Kerry: When I Become President, French Will Be Polite And Germans Will Attain Sense Of Humor

    Картинка профиля Towelie

    <!— s:lol: —><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!— s:lol: —> :thumbright:

    Картинка профиля Sorbet

    Распечатать их себе,что ли, да машину обклеить <!— s:lol: —><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!— s:lol: —> <!— s:mrgreen: —><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /><!— s:mrgreen: —>

    :1t27p2ed wrote:

    Everything To Everyone — Kerry 2004 [/quote:1t27p2ed] <!— s:mrgreen: —><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /><!— s:mrgreen: —> <!— s:mrgreen: —><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":mrgreen:" title="Mr. Green" /><!— s:mrgreen: —> <!— s:evil: —><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_evil.gif" alt=":evil:" title="Evil or Very Mad" /><!— s:evil: —>

    Картинка профиля Octopussy

    Я тут над Керри хихикала в очередной раз. Он сказал вчера, что ему якобы звонил в прошлую пятницу Кристофер Ривз и говорил, типа, "Go, Kerry! You’re da man!" <!— s:lol: —><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!— s:lol: —> (Кристофер Ривз в пятницу умер…. и, конечно, последний звонок он сделал Керри)…

    Картинка профиля Cluequa

    Рив умер вообще-то в воскресенье. И в чьей это интерпретации он вдруг заговорил на негритянском наречии? =)

    Картинка профиля Octopussy
    &quot;Cluequa&quot;:sye6zx6f wrote:
    Рив умер вообще-то в воскресенье.[/quote:sye6zx6f]

    Ну, да, в воскресенье… Эт я перепутала :colors: Сказал, что в воскресенье ему Ривз позвонил… <!— s:lol: —><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!— s:lol: —>

    Картинка профиля ALYSSA

    Ну да, Пуся, если еще учесть, что его в пятницу в больницу привезли с обширным инфарктом в бессознательном состоянии, то тогда, конечно, последний его звонок был Керри. <!— s:shock: —><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /><!— s:shock: —>

    Картинка профиля TaNusha

    :thumbup: спасибо, за смешные, car stickers ob Kerry. :dancing:

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